You can’t make this stuff up.

Armor of God? Put on the breath spray of faith.


If Satan attacks me with his fire-and-brimstone breath, I really don’t think he’s going to be put off by the smell of yesterday’s Taco Bell. So I’ll stick with the shield of faith, thank you very much.

“Take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one” (Eph. 6:16).