January 1 . . .
Take a vacation this year. Maybe a cruise. – Christopher Columbus
Now that I’ve invented the phone, my goal is see what I can do about text messaging. –Alexander Graham Bell
Do something about that cherry tree dad’s always complaining about. – George Washington
Invent the Internet. – Al Gore
Go out for basketball this year. – Albert Einstein
Stop telling Wilbur to go fly a kite. – Orville Wright.
Work on my speling. – Williams Shakespeare
Be more active. Stop simply sitting and staring out windows. – Bill Gates.
Work up some new recipes for manna. – Zipporah (Moses’ wife)
Fix up the yard this year. And do something about all those chickens. – Colonel Sanders
Buy Wolfgang that banjo he wants. – Anna Maria Mozart
Ask my wife. to stop getting her peanut butter in my chocolate. – Billy Bob Reeses
2012, 2013, 2014, 2015
Hit the Bahamas for a few weeks. – S. Claus
Buy air freshener. Do something about whatever smells like teen spirit. – Kurt Cobain
Find something new to say besides, “They’re not so bad!” – Tony the Tiger
Take up a hobby. – Tiger Woods
Make Clark put away his Halloween costume. It’s January already! – Martha Kent
Teach Tarzan about adjectives. – Jane
Do something about my graying hair. – Ronald McDonald
Find a way to get Mona to notice me. What do I have to do: draw a picture?? – Leonardo da Vinci