One of these men was Daniel Boone. The other one sold a lot of hats.
One of these men was Daniel Boone.
The other one sold a lot of hats.

Happy birthday to Daniel Boone, who was born November 2, 1734. He was a frontiersman who became legendary and celebrated during his own lifetime.

Celebrate his birthday by wearing a coonskin cap.

If you don’t have a cap, duct tape the family cat to your head.